Tuesday, August 30, 2005


This happened to me while I was at UCF yesterday:

Christian dude: Do you know where you would go if you died tonight?

Me: Well, Saipan is too far away; I would probably just die en route. So if I were to die tonight, I would probably just go home, pick up a six back of beer along the way, order a pizza, and watch the Red Sox play the Devil Rays at Fenway on the PAX network. I would probably also call a bunch of people that I love and tell them goodbye and that it was good while it lasted.

Christian dude: Actually, I meant where would you go AFTER you died?

Me: Oh, I haven't thought about it. Here, will you sign this petition?

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