Thursday, November 17, 2005

Top 10 FEARS

  1. I get lost on the train from Narita to Takaoka and am never seen from again
  2. I don't learn Japanese well enough to converse with the locals
  3. I'm really worried that I'll get into some situation where I won't know what is going on because I don't speak Japanese and I end up in big trouble
  4. I spend all my time with Americans, Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis
  5. I get deported
  6. I can't make any money
  7. I'm worried that they won't like me because I'm American
  8. I'm worried that I won't be taken seriously because I am American
  9. I'm worried that people will think that I am stupid because I don't speak Japanese
  10. I'm worried that I'll be too sexy for the Japanese populace and that I'll have to fight the women off with a stick

1 comment:

Amy said...

Seems to me that 3, 6, 7, and 10 are subsets of 5.