WMD Response Unit

This is either:

1. A truck that got lost on its way to Iraq...or was it North Korea? or Iran? or Syria?
2. Homeland Defense tax dollars being put to good use.
3. Hanz Blix's personal vehicle.
4. The truck that responds to phone calls from people who find grenades, bombs, and other WWII era munitions.

Believe it or not, the WMDs are not in Iraq, North Korea, Iran, or Syria. They are in Saipan...and they all belong to Uncle Sam.