Good morning, East Coast!
While you were sleeping, North Korea tested an underground nuclear device. The US Geological Survey registered the explosion as a 4.2 magnitude earthquake. Looks like we invaded the wrong country.
Emily and I had some friends over for dinner tonight and we came to the conclusion that this is the biggest thing to happen since 9/11. This event is going to define the Bush presidency and our lives for the next few years.
The US took the unity and worldwide support generated from 9/11 and blew it on Saddam Hussein. Now we find that it wasn't Saddam Hussein, but Kim Jong Il who had the Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Somebody made a really big mistake.
We done messed up. What do we do now?