I'm not kidding. You can't make stuff like this up.
The Senate voted unanimously to change the name of Beach Road to Bishop Road. Micro Beach Drive will be changed to Larry Drive. Again, I'm not kidding. I've tried before, but you seriously can't make stuff like this up.
In other news:
Beach Road Magazine will change it's name to Bishop Magazine. The girls on the cover are going to trade their bikinis for
OK, I made that part up. See how it's not funny? The truth is funnier than the joke.
Oh yeah, this isn't funny either.