Monday, January 22, 2007

Did you know...

...that the CNMI has one of the Worlds Gayest Flags? This is what Radar Magazine had to say about our flag:

CNMI flag
Northern Marianas Islands Speaking of that sort of thing, what exactly is going on here? The Northern Mariana Islands, a U.S. territory in the Pacific notoriously represented on Capitol Hill by Jack Abramoff, are known for their coconuts, their sweatshops, and, judging from this flag, their avid interest in fisting. How else to explain that menacing gray-gloved fist poised to penetrate that stylized circular colon?

George W. Bush—this kinky territory's official head of state—must be very proud.
The people that live here know that the "menacing gray-gloved fist" is a latte stone and that the "stylized circular colon" is a mwaar. Cultural sensitivity, what?

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