Unless my luck changes, this will be my first Valentine's Day as a single man in about a decade. You know what that means right? I don't have to buy anyone presents this year! Woot!
PS Is the heart in that picture red? I'm color blind, so I can't really tell. I'm afraid that it might be green. If you tell me that it is yellow I will know that you are lying. Haters. See what I have to go through on a daily basis?