Sunday, May 20, 2007

Chamorros? That sounds delicious!


Stupid frickin' Guam gets to go on the Colbert Report?!

Mummy, I want to go on the Colbert Report! I want to go on the Colbert Report, NOW!

OK, quick question. Colbert mentions that there are four protectorates. I thought there were five? Guam, Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and us, the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands?

Are we the stepchild of the US protectorates or what?

And just because I can:



And another one:

4 comments:

Pura Vida Fords said...

That is hysterical!

joe said...

sounds to me like pete a. needs to write to colbert and clarify...he might even get on the show??? now that would be worth $$$$$$$$!!!!!

Rick MacPherson said...

not to get all science-geek on her, but i think the congresswoman from guam needs a biology lesson...

the brown treesnake's last two teeth on each side of the upper jaw have grooves, which inject venom as it bites... the mouth must be opened as wide as possible to insert these fangs, and a deliberate chewing movement is employed to inject the venom by means of capillary action along the grooved fangs... the venom, while not considered dangerous to adult humans, has caused life-threatening hospitaliztions for children or those allergic to the toxin...

now someone please send me some of those delicious chamorros...

Saipan Writer said...

I'd heard about this a little while ago, but I'm glad you found the clip and posted it. As for the CNMI, I think we should hold out for the Daily Show with Jon Stewart (although this clip is funny and Bordallo plays her part well).