Thursday, May 24, 2007

I expect to get yelled at for this

I just created a new poll to decide once and for all who is Saipan's sexiest female blogger. It needed to be done. I'll leave it up for a week and then I'll put up another poll.

Perhaps Saipan's least funny blogger?

The candidates for Saipan's Sexiest Female Bloggger are EJ, Bev, Cinta, Jane, Brenda, Deece, Melissa, Bree, and Boni.

The winner gets, well, nothing. The loser gets to go out on a date with Brad.

Speaking of blogging, this guy had many nice things to say about our island.

22 comments:

Jeffrey C. Turbitt said...

Boni comes from like the Kennedy Family of Saipan, so EJ, Bev, Cinta, Jane, Brenda, Deece, Melissa and Bree will have to really mobilize the waving campaign and plaster signs from Marpi to Kobler, not to mention buy picnic tables and buy lots of beer, in order to avoid the trip to Jolibee with Brad.

BoReGo said...

I am sooo not worthy of this contest, unless two year olds who I fed with my own body can vote! I could probably win a Ms. Northern Babarias contest though (ask Cinta what it means). Anyway, I'm just soooo happy you spelled my name right! And Jeff, if by that you meant, my life has been riddled with controversy and scandal, then, um, yeah!

Jeffrey C. Turbitt said...

Actually, I just meant Reyes had won a lot of elections here.

Shazam said...

Hey Brad,

You better start planning! When you "win" a date with one Shazam you win a date with us all!!! Just in case you haven't read our blog...our idea of a perfect date is a pick up game of soccer in the park, dinner at Miyako, dressing up dogs, blowing up twinkies, doing laundry, and launching rockets, followed (of course) by looking up at clouds.

XOXO,
Shazam

Missy said...

I am not included...why? Treehugger does not equal dirty hippie, okay.

: )

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

I'll include you in the MILFiest blogger poll. That will be you, Shazam, Borego, Bree, Cinta, and Brad.

CNMI Blogger said...

Awww...quit picking on Brad! We love Brad! We love Brad!

Mona said...

Nothing for off-island bloggers?

Please justify.

andy said...

lol - I thought the title of the post was "Saipan sexist blogger" - but on reflection, that works too :)

Saipan Writer said...

If anyone votes for me, I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT!!

(Not feeling particularly sexy at this moment, but hey, I can usually be seen walking the pathway in the a.m.--trying to jiggle those pounds into a new position, at least!)

(And Jeff, nice try! You're just looking for a party to attend!)

Melissa said...

Ok, I know I'll probably come in last, and I embrace that. But maybe we should add some categories, like Snarkiest Female Blogger, or heck, maybe even the Bitchiest? Or maybe that's going too far... although maybe I would win something then! ;)

Deece said...

Jeff, just because my family has been out of politics for so long doesn't mean that we, at one point, didn't rival Boni's family as the Kennedy's of Saipan (but I doubt most people know whose family I am a part of anyway). :) Plus my maiden name is Kennedy, sans the "d". Ok, so that was nonsense.

Angelo, I know that if I want even one vote, I'll have to submit it myself. But does that mean I can't be included in the MILFiest blogger poll?

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

An anonymous commenter calls me a sexist and then a fellow blogger asks to be included in the "MILFiest Blogger" poll?

My family members are the Clampetts of Saipan.

Jeffrey C. Turbitt said...

"What's wrong with being sexy?"
- Nigel Tufnel Spinal Tap

Pura Vida Fords said...

As EJ is the only one of the contestants who has commented on my blog, I feel honor bound to vote for her.

BoReGo said...

I'm having a road waving in Papago. Free bud and all you can balutan food! Then I'll pay for everyone's CUC bill with all the big bucks I make according to Justo.

BoReGo said...

OK, so prim and proper me is sweating over the fact that some people might take that last comment seriously. It's not true. It's free shots!

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

I have a feeling that you are campaigning, Boni. That's OK. I encourage all of our candidates to campaign.

marianas life said...

there's a poker palace in CK who's sign has been defaced. it read's MILF pok her.

about a block from there another MILF message is posted. we should re-enact hamlet or oedipus here, with a Saipan twist:)

its so classy, like the line from Slapshot "There's a lot of snatch down in FLA". Maybe there's a lot of snatch in CK?" Who knows what inspires the tags.

i don't know Cinta said i looked sexy tonight at the Karidat dinner. But Boni's name is definitely sexier. Although.... I was names after a character in a movie who was a prostitute. :)

EJ said...

i want a trip to Jolibee with Brad! yey Jolibee!!!

BoReGo said...

I am not campaigning! Chunky is the new sexy!!

bradinthesand said...

I have missed out on this conversation for far too long. EJ, saddle up the horses and bring your little rat dog--we're off to Jollibee. Yee-haw.

And Shazam should be like more of an adventure date. I'd hang out with that wild bunch anytime. Hey, any family that shows up to events wearing matching racing t-shirts is cool to me.

Oh, and Cinta, sorry I can't vote for you. If I profess my adoration of the Queen Bee I would be sullying my chances for that date.

As for the rest of you, I don't know all of you that well. I'll give Bev an 7.8 on the hotness scale. She'd get higher marks but she's just too nice for me. Lovely smile. Melissa tops out the sassy rating (while her traveling friend I met outside the Fiesta gets an 11 on the drunkness rating). Who the heck is Jane? Deece? At least I've heard of Bree. Don't know who you are, but everyone says nice things about you (aw, they like you. they really, really like you).

More than I can say about myself.

And as for Slapshot quotes

Jim Carr: "So Dennis, what is icing?"

Dennis Lemieux: "Icing happen when dee puck come down, Bang, bepore dee other guys. My harm go comes up, den play stop, and den start up."

Focker Out