The new and FINAL Harry Potter book comes out a week from today.
My name is the second one on the list of people that have reserved a copy at Saipan's only bookstore, Bestseller Books. For weeks they have told me that I would be able to buy the book at midnight.
They are not going to be selling the book at midnight; I am going to have to wait until 9 AM.
I hate you, Bestseller Books....and I'll see you at 9 AM next Saturday.