There is a three step process for becoming famous these days:
1. Act like a slut
2. Film yourself having sex
3. Release sex tape on Internet
Wanda Nara, a nobody actress from Argentina is the latest. Don't think she's a nobody? Here she is "acting" (this isn't the sex tape, totally SFW):
The thing that has Argentinians all in a tizzy is that this girl was trying to pull a Britney Spears, claiming that she was a virgin.
As my stepfather would say, "Whatever blows smoke up your skirt."
Anyhoo...she was in Maxim Argentina recently. Here is the cover:
Here are the rest of the photos.
By the way, The sex video is pretty easy to find online, but is kind of hardcore, so I'm not going to link to it...sorry.
David Cohen would not approve.
I'm hiking the Banadero Trail in about four and a half hours. I'm going up there with Ken Kramer and one of (or both of?) the local boy scout troupes.
The boy scouts want to have this trail named as an historical trail. They'll get merit badges out of it and Saipan will get the first Boy Scout Historic Trail in the Pacific.
If you read this in time, we'll be meeting at the Korean Peace Memorial at 8:45. Feel free to tag along!
It seems I have insulted everyone that did not make my list of nice things.