Thursday, February 21, 2008

Al-Qaeda Set to Attack Guam

I just read this on the blog of an English teacher living in Japan:
I've also learned this week that Japanese people only think Hawaii, Las Vegas, Guam, Saipan (and of course Japan) are safe to travel in as everywhere else in the world is at danger from 'the terror' (terrorism).
So all we have to do to get Japanese tourists to start returning to Saipan is to convince them Osama bin Laden lives in Guam and has a vacation home in Hawaii.

Anybody want to start that campaign?

Of course this could backfire if they find out about domestic terrorist mastermind, Ron Hodges.





...just kidding, Ron. I'm being sarcastic.

5 comments:

KAP said...

Las Vegas? You'd think it would be high up the list. Of course, they'd have to warn their Saudi moneymen ahead of time.

They're safe enough here. Hinduism never caught on in Japan.

bradinthesand said...

didn't ron arrange the buy for both houses?

lol

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

...and today Turkey invaded Iraq. You can get away with anything these days if you claim it is in the name of stopping terrorism.

Marianas Eye said...

Tag.

Eunjung said...

has a vaca home in hawaii! lol