Screw Chinese New Year.
Right now Garapan feels like George W Bush and the entire US Military are raining Freedom and Liberty down upon the good people of Saipan.
I thought they outlawed fireworks?
There are enough people setting off fireworks in Garapan right now to fill the Hyatt Regency.
I hope they have enough Napoleon Wrasse in the buffet line to feed everybody.
I'm still sick and I'm trying to sleep. If you asked me right now, I'd say screw diversity, screw Federalization, screw the kumbaya, let's send 'em home.
Anyone who doesn't use fireworks can stay.
I'm going to be grumpy in the morning.
...and my six week old puppy is freaking out.