Monday, June 02, 2008

Batshit Crazy Bateman Enters the Race!

Bruce Bateman for CongressBCB for Congress!

It was bound to happen. With the number of candidates for Congress growing on an almost daily basis, it was only a matter of time before everybody's favorite "Drunken Face of Evil" announced his intentions to run.

Kudos to Jeff Turbitt for breaking this story. I'm looking forward to the responses from Lil Hammerhead and Marianas Pride.

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6 comments:

The Daily Yapper said...

Biba John Gourley signing the petition!

dominic said...

I dont know this man Bruce personally but I do glean a lot about his personality from his volumes of "Sour Grapes" editorials in the Saipan Tribune.

And from that I know this... this candidate does not want to be in DC. I mean you can't even hire a date from the emperor's club without the Patriot Act in your business. Bruce, PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!! lol!

Lil' Hammerhead said...

Official Statement of Mustbethehumidity: I think it's an afront to our political system. Porky continues to make a mockery of this place, and the importance of the role this new office may play in the future of the CNMI.

Unofficial Statement: :}Haha. Good luck! Maybe he can use the good office to promote "Indian Gaming" in the Marianas.

--There ya go! My responses.

bigsoxfan said...

Might be better to elect a rep who really doesn't want to be part of the sausage making process. At least he won't hang in so long, he needs a new Tam O'Shanter/cowboy hat.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

I am certainly willing to make a mockery out of what needs mocking. Lil knucklehead, in her guise as self proclaimed officious "expert" on just about everything is a prime example. The knucklehead is an affront to the CNMI with ridiculous 'official statements' from under a rock.

...And yes, when elected I will promote Indian Gaming at lil knucklehead's house ...the tin shanty next to the trailer park. It should improve the neighborhood mightily.

Lil' Hammerhead said...

:} I'll take that as a compliment Porks!