It was bound to happen. With the number of candidates for Congress growing on an almost daily basis, it was only a matter of time before everybody's favorite "Drunken Face of Evil" announced his intentions to run.
Kudos to Jeff Turbitt for breaking this story. I'm looking forward to the responses from Lil Hammerhead and Marianas Pride.
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