"Excuse me sir, my uncultured wife didn't know that Pad Thai is made with fish sauce. We're vegetarians. You should have known that because we're both wearing Birkenstocks. This is all your fault. You ruined Valentine's Day. Our children hate you."My fellow servers know what I'm talking about.
"Pardon me, but my chubby husband doesn't like pancetta. Can he have bacon instead?"
"Does that cost extra?"
"I'd like water with lemon."
Happy Valentine's Day.
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It's a special night. I'd like one Caaberneht Saavignaun.
People just don't understand what servers go through! At HRC in Saipan I had a lady yell at me to pick out all the onions in her guacamole one by one in front of her. I went to the kitchen and cried instead. I've also had people finish their plate then refuse to pay for it because it "tasted funny".
People just don't understand what servers go through! At HRC in Saipan I had a lady yell at me to pick out all the onions one by one out of her guacamole. I went to the kitchen and cried instead =( I also had a large amount of people clean their plates then refuse to pay because their meal "tasted funny".
White Zinfandel drinker = bad tip
Mango daiquiri drinker = underage
WORD!
The other night I had to repeat side choices THREE times for a take out order. Seriously? Seriously! Ugh.
Doesn't it seem like the people who want some lemon for their water wait till you come back to ask for a straw?
Hi Shar,
How's the weather?
What's wrong with water with lemon? (I order that all the time...sorry.)
good waiters and waitresses are a treasure and should be tipped generously. The less good waiters and waitresses should be tipped, too, because life is tough and they have one of those kinds of jobs...
but people who eat out rarely don't always know what to do or how to do it.
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