Saturday, February 07, 2009

A-Fraud Juice

I am an unabashed Red Sox fan and nothing makes me happier than seeing A-Fraud Rodriguez getting caught for steroid use.
In 2003, when he won the American League home run title and the AL Most Valuable Player award as a shortstop for the Texas Rangers, Alex Rodriguez tested positive for two anabolic steroids, four sources have independently told Sports Illustrated.
As we enter the 2009 Major League Baseball season I look forward to A-Fraud getting the "Ste-----roids" chant at every single away game.

Jeff, I await your reply.

You've already used:

"...and you had a lot to do with the Red Sox winning two World Series rings in four years."

"...we won 26 World Championships...in the 20th century."

"...up yours!"

11 comments:

Jeff said...

"You paid to watch balls fly around. Who gives a shit what makes them go."

- Doug Stanhope

Jeff said...

Complaining about athletes using steroids is like complaining that your lap-dancer is a communist. Who gives a shit, the tits are out.

- Stanhope paraphrase

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Thank you, Mr. Turbitt.

Sean said...

I hope Barry Bonds is outed next. Fifteen years ago, he was skinnier than Doug Glanville (sp?). Grown men don't bulk up out of nowhere.

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Wasn't Barry Bonds already outed? Wasn't he not resigned by the Giants or any other team because of the controversy surrounding his "alleged" drug use?

bradinthesand said...

i find it terrible that the people who cheered them when they were hammering homeruns out of the park are now ripping them for using the juice.

nobody bagged on these guys back when mark mcguire and sammy sosa were battling for marris' record.

they were huge and everyone knew something was going on. at least baseball in general knew about it.

then baseball turns against the sluggers, calling them a disgrace to the sport. what a joke!

how could they turn a blind eye to the abuses and then scold the people whose feats filled the seats?

steroids aren't good for the game, but the game let them flourish over the years.

baseball is just as responsible for the juice as the players and pushers.

Anonymous said...

Fooootball has been vely good to me.. Basaball foooey!

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Brad, you're just saying that because you're on the juice, too! I've seen your guns!

Seagor said...

the chant at Fenway this summer will be "A-Roid"

bradinthesand said...

and i'm still handing out tickets

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

It should just be A-HOOOOOOLE