Wednesday, July 15, 2009

NO Eurotrash in the Trench

In less than a year a bunch or Eurotrash Assholes are planning on dumping some ugly looking nasty structure into the Marianas Trench. From their website:
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

1. Visit a venue of the Deep Storage World Project in a city near you
2. Let our nurse take a drop of your blood and a piece of your hair for DNA
3. Your DNA will be contained in the Deep Storage sculpture in the Mariana Trench
4. Place another drop of your blood on a Deep Storage Certificate
5. The Deep Storage certificate with your blodsample will be signed and numbered by Hornsleth
6. The certificate is a gift to you and is a proof of participation
7. Special donor editons of the Deep Storage sculpture will be on offer for certificate holders only
8. These special sculptures will be engraved with donors certificate number and Hornsleth signature
This is nothing more than a lame attempt from some unemployed crappy artist to get stupid upper middle class white people to part with their money.

They've already set a timeline, which means we have less than a year to keep these dumbasses from dumping their stupid trash in our waters. Their timeline for the next year:
HDSP TIME PLAN

The Hornsleth Deep Storage Project in full action and about to finalize 1st of 5 stages

January – June 2009
- Collecting DNA samples 10 cities in Europe and Asia
- Deep Storage Art Shows, PR work, Lectures in schools, universities and companies
- Investigating Marianas Trench via Guam about political and technical issues

June – August 2009
- Dialouge with Corporate Project Partners
- Preparing film trailer for national filmboard application
- Planning and arranging collection of DNA in Africa and Americas in fall
- Contacting Deep Storage cities to place a full size Deep Storage sister sculptures

September – December 2009
- Collecting DNA samples 10 cities in Africa, Americas, Polar areas, Australia
- Deep Storage Art Shows, PR work, Lectures in schools, universities and companies
- Preparing for technical and logistical issues for sinking sculpture in January 2010
- Inviting 200 Deep Storage certificate holders to Guam, planetickets and hotels
- Arranging for advisors travel to Guam
- Contacting Deep Storage cities to place a full size Deep Storage sister sculptures

January 2010
- Guam from 10th January producing the final DS sculpture
- Bringing 200 DS guests onboard big ship from Guam 24 hrs to the Trench and back
- 20th of January, Big Drop Day, big party on the ship, Live band and Lectures
- Contacting Deep Storage cities to place a full size Deep Storage sister sculptures

February – March 2010
- Arranging Deep Storage Exhibition in Copenhagen and other major cities
- Producing Deep Storage hard cover art book 300 pages
- Contacting Deep Storage cities to place a full size Deep Storage sister sculptures
There are already millions of pounds of plastic floating in our ocean from developed nations. Visit any north-facing beach in the Marianas and you'll find mountains of garbage.

We don't need more garbage in our oceans!

Why not do us a favor and keep your stupid sculpture in Europe?

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If you would like to email these morons, email nicolai@hornsleth.com. Let them know what you think about their project.

3 comments:

Danny Wong said...

"This is nothing more than a lame attempt from some unemployed crappy artist to get stupid upper middle class white people to part with their money."

I love the sound of racism in the morning. How progressive.

You know who! :-) said...

"Eurotrash Assholes"
"dumping"
"some ugly looking nasty structure"
"lame attempt"
"crappy artist"
"stupid upper middle class white people"
"dumbasses"
"dumping(2) their stupid trash"
"garbage"
"stupid sculpture," and finally, the ever-popular:
"morons"

Call me crazy, but I get the sense you have an opinion about this, but that, perhaps, you're a little hesitant about offending anyone. Well, I, for one, say stop beating around the bush, dude. Let it out! Tell us what you're thinking! Don't be shy....c'mon, you can do it!

mehearemsay said...

This is petty. In the last 100 years, the US Navy has dumped more trash into the "Trench" than anyone can ever imagine.
Doing battle with John Gourley is much more honorable and a higher calling.