KUAM, the TV station in Guam, has what I think is so far the best story on Rub-a-dub-dub-gate. It is only two paragraphs long, yet manages to capture everything:
GUAM - CNMI governor Benigno Fitial ordered a federal detainee locked up on alien smuggling charges to be released temporarily so he could get a massage.I love the way they trivialize everything with "so he could get a massage." Brilliant, says I.
According to KSPN2 News he had the masseuse released to relieve his persistent back pain. A federal judge has ordered a hearing into the incident.