Gov.'s backache now a pain in neck
Benigno Fitial, the governor of the Northern Mariana Islands, was having a very tense day of governoring and decided to treat himself to a nice massage. So he called and had his favorite masseuse brought over to the mansion for a deep-tissue treatment. He knew just where she was: in jail. But she was good. So he ordered her temporary release. The corrections commissioner, three corrections officers and Mrs. Fitial were all in the room, so there was no funny business. Most likely. Anyway, after the session, she was returned to the jail. But now that the news is out, some people are really upset about the whole incident, because she was in jail on federal charges of human smuggling, and officials think that the charges are serious enough that Fitial should find another masseuse. He said he didn't know the charges against her.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Posted by Bucky Taotaotasi
The St. Petersburg Times, one of the most respected newspapers in the country, has Rub-a-dub-dub-gate in today's "Bizarre News" section of the paper.