Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Harry Blalock Facts

Harry Blalock is the owner and operator of Axe Murderer Dive Tours on Saipan. If you live on Saipan and want to learn to dive or if you plan on visiting and need a dive master, visit his website and give him a call.

In the meantime, let's finish a journey that started over a year ago in the comments section of this blog.

Vote for your favorite Harry Blalock facts in the left column.

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  • Megalodon did not disappear because of the pressures of natural selection, but was shamed into extinction by Harry Blalock.
  • The Marianas Trench was formed when someone told the Pacific Plate Harry Blalock lived on Saipan.
  • Saipan only gets hit by typhoons when Harry Blalock is off island.
  • Sharks are taught that, should they encounter Harry Blalock underwater, they should remain calm and slowly swim away.
  • Harry Blalock does not need a dive knife. Old fishing line makes sure it stays out of Harry Blalock's way.
  • Harry Blalock does not need to control his buoyancy. He just scares the surface and seafloor away.
  • Harry Blalock was the monster in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, but it was changed to a giant squid so as not to frighten children.
  • How does Harry Blalock cause tsunamis? Shut the hell up, that's how.
  • Harry Blalock does his laundry at the washing machine in the Grotto.
  • America's Day begins on Guam, but finishes when Harry Blalock says it's finished.
  • The Titanic sank when it hit Harry Blalock.
  • Harry Blalock was the first to find Nemo
  • The sound of one hand clapping is Harry Blalock.

3 comments:

Harry Blalock said...

Angelo, to what do I owe the honor of the focus of another one of your blogs? You just missed me?

The Saipan Blogger said...

Just making you famous.

And Hasselback started it.

The Saipan Blogger said...

Sharks have a week dedicated to Harry Blalock