Mother Nature Comments On My Mullet

Angelo: "I think I'll waddle over here and have Edz take my picture with Forbidden Island in the background."

Angelo: "It sure is slippery over here.  I'd better be careful, I don't want to fall down."

Angelo: "Alright, I'll strike up a Captain Morgan pose and smile for the camera."

Mother Nature: "Get a haircut, you hippy!"