As you've probably surmised, I'm not dead.
But I have been subjected to my fair share of ridicule by Emily...all in good fun, I assure you. She doesn't think I caused the spasm by chomping down on my scuba mouthpiece. She thinks I was looking in the mirror practicing my modeling poses...and pulled a muscle in my face.
I am, after all, really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
But I have been subjected to my fair share of ridicule by Emily...all in good fun, I assure you. She doesn't think I caused the spasm by chomping down on my scuba mouthpiece. She thinks I was looking in the mirror practicing my modeling poses...and pulled a muscle in my face.
I am, after all, really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.