Guns & Roses, the soon to be Greatest Coed Soccer Team EVER, is still looking for male and female players for the upcoming coed soccer league starting in July. I'm Guns. Brad is Roses.
We don't want players with experience and/or skill. We're looking for players that will have a good laugh when Bruce Berline rams into an 85 lb Thai girl, killing her on impact. We also need a player who owns a big cooler and a player with experience grilling chicken. Extra consideration will be given to the player with the best marinade. Double bonus consideration to the player willing to pay for cold, frothy beverages to fill the previously mentioned cooler.
If you play on our team, you'll have your picture in the newspaper, too. I have already talked to Brad and he is going to do a week long feature on the Greatest Coed Soccer Team EVER in the Saipan Tribune. He has also promised to cover only games in which we win.
If you don't want to play, we're also recruiting a firm.
Contact Brad for more info.
In other news:
THIS is very important.
So is THIS.
In political news:
I was sitting in Cafe at the Park this afternoon when Clyde "the Chamorro Glide" Norita and Ray Yumul walked in and sat down at a table with reporters from the Tribune and Variety. Norita announced that he is running for Senate as an Independent candidate.