While the coed men were off playing by themselves the women decided to teach EJ how to otso otso.
"Oh my godTeMary, look at her butt. Its so big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys. They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. I mean her butt, it's just so big. I can't believe it's so round. It's just out there. I mean, it's gross.Look, she's just so Korean."*with a little help from sir mix-a-lot
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
(I know this is more male-oriented humor, but I am aware it exists, so..)"Am I there girls?""No! If you want to light it, you've got to move over the flame. Go left!"
That goalie has some assets.
Hey no. 4, do you think she has a hairy potter?
"ok my dear, you know sometimes women have hard time delivering while on their back so they get into that position..."or:"Omg theres the boil!""See I told you! Its the one right above her left cheek"or how about:"I bet you with the right tools we could..."
Anyone bring toilet paper?
While the other girls marvel at the rotundity of the petite Korean's assets, Bev, unaffected, gazes wistfully into the distance contemplating just how indeed soccer fits into the divine plan.(my ode to Mona's style...)
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