"I think I see Uranus."
"And that's where I fell from after about the fifth shot. You can still see the hurl trail if you look closely."
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just the fireworks headed for the crowd." Why I oughtta! You beat me to it. On Saturday or Sunday I'm going to post a caption contest of sorts...winner gets extra WWII points.
Look at the size of the sclong on Michelangelo's David
I'm with Angelo now, but that guy over there on that mountain might be an upgrade.
"Come on just PULL IT!""If you do, i'm coming up there."
Boss! Boss! Da plane! Da plane!
"...You see, my left arm says "casual sheek" while my right says REVOLUTION!";):::::
"So.. it's the one fourth from the left. That's where Angelo filmed the 'jump' video.F***ing Paris Hilton".
Sanchette Panza braces herself as EJ Quixote she switches from tilting at windmills to popping the CNMI's economic bubble.
That's the man I am going to marry, his name is ET. and she goes, Yicks, you can do better than that- someone like Angelo.
See right there is the link to the best blonde joke ever!!! Rq
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