I've been dreaming of having Oreo compete in the PAWS Boonie Dog Pet Show since I got him five months ago. I know that he's the best dog on the island. I wanted to prove it beyond a doubt.
Well, I actually didn't get to enter him into competition since I was a judge. Catie went ahead and entered him for me. She entered him into three competititions, belly dragger, most misbehaved, and movie star look alike.
I don't know how or why he did it, but when Oreo crossed the stage for the Best Belly Dragger competition, he literally crawled on his stomach for about 30 feet.
Way to go Oreo! He scored three 9's from the judges, which was good enough for first place.
Oreo also placed very well in the Most Misbehaved category. While all the other dogs lined up quietly, Oreo was yelping away. I think it was a combination of not being with me and being surrounded by 20 other dogs.
He didn't do as well as he did in the Belly Dragger competition, but he still managed to get third place.
For the Movie Star Look-alike round Catie dressed Oreo up like Cinta Kaipat. She cut up a Beautify CNMI t-shirt and made a small mwaar to put on this head.
Oreo didn't do so well in this category, as he was competing against the likes of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hannibal Lecter, and Tom Cruise.
I'm really proud of Oreo. We trained for well over...alright, we didn't train for anything. He just pooped on my floor and chewed on my soccer shoes to get ready for the dog show.
So let that be a lesson to you. You don't have to be smart or well trained to win the Boonie Dog Show, you just have to be naughty and cute.