Saturday, June 07, 2008

Best Belly Dragger on Saipan

Dog wearing a mwaarI've been dreaming of having Oreo compete in the PAWS Boonie Dog Pet Show since I got him five months ago. I know that he's the best dog on the island. I wanted to prove it beyond a doubt.

Well, I actually didn't get to enter him into competition since I was a judge. Catie went ahead and entered him for me. She entered him into three competititions, belly dragger, most misbehaved, and movie star look alike.

Oreo Kenobi VillagomezI don't know how or why he did it, but when Oreo crossed the stage for the Best Belly Dragger competition, he literally crawled on his stomach for about 30 feet.

Way to go Oreo! He scored three 9's from the judges, which was good enough for first place.

Maltese Yorkshire Terrier Mix MalkieOreo also placed very well in the Most Misbehaved category. While all the other dogs lined up quietly, Oreo was yelping away. I think it was a combination of not being with me and being surrounded by 20 other dogs.

He didn't do as well as he did in the Belly Dragger competition, but he still managed to get third place.

Saipan Boonie DogsFor the Movie Star Look-alike round Catie dressed Oreo up like Cinta Kaipat. She cut up a Beautify CNMI t-shirt and made a small mwaar to put on this head.

PAWS Boonie Dog Pet ShowOreo didn't do so well in this category, as he was competing against the likes of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hannibal Lecter, and Tom Cruise.

I'm really proud of Oreo. We trained for well over...alright, we didn't train for anything. He just pooped on my floor and chewed on my soccer shoes to get ready for the dog show.

So let that be a lesson to you. You don't have to be smart or well trained to win the Boonie Dog Show, you just have to be naughty and cute.


The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Just so you know, I recused myself for the competitions in which Oreo competed. Cinta Kaipat stepped in to judge those rounds.

Speaking of Cinta, she only gave Oreo a 6 out of 10 for dressing up like her!

You could at least have given him a 9!

The Fish said...

this is your best post ever. :)

LEONORA said...


Saipan Writer said...

You need a child. :-)

Jeff said...

Did he offer a celebratory floor pooping?

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

No, but we could have one in Dandan if you like.

KelliOnSaipan said...

Great post - congrats to Oreo! I think Emma may have won the Worst Behaved Dog if I had entered her. But that's another story.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Good going, Oreo. Not bad for a dog who's master attemted to suffocate him by carrying in a canvas bag.

The Mawr Mawr touch was inspired.

Melissa said...

Oreo only won because Scarlett had to stay at home... poor puppy. Now that I have an actual child, I had to take HER to the dog show, and leave the furry child at home! I couldn't handle both of them. :(