Please. There is no oops. Pattie has a pretend boyfriend that lives in Chile. She has photoshopped pictures of them together and hired Industrial Light and Magic to CGS him into a video, but no one has actually seen him.Still, they are dating.
"Lets play boa constrictor"or"Pattie prepares to bite Angelo's ....arm"
How about, "Get this guy off me!"
Angelo, did you fart AGAIN?! I'm going to be nice and smile, while I hold my breath and try not to laugh!-------------------------------------And, my boyfriend is real!
You have no proof that was me!
You were the only one with that silly smirk on your face while we were searching for cover!
It was Brad!
I was distracted, but thought you already had your winner: the preceding post "I Scored! Twice!"I'll pay more attention next time.
That's pretty funny, but if I made it the winner Pattie would execute me...and her make believe boyfriend might get mad.
Fellow Star Wars dorks, come to Asia and you too can wrap your arms around actual hotties instead of arguing about the force with your inflatable dates.
That could be a winner!But we won't know for sure until the next Caption Contest.
I've got to second KAP's brilliant suggestion.
Patty, "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? uh-huh uh-huh" or, Patty thinks 'I will scratch your arm everytime you touch me. Yes I am mean. but I am an angel in front of the camera'
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