"ONE of the Chinese females arrested while attempting to enter Guam from Saipan was pulled out of the Department of Corrections facility to perform a massage on Gov. Benigno R. Fitial on Friday, Variety learned."Not to sound like Dave Barry, but you can't make this stuff up. And what did the Fitial administration have to say for themselves?
"The governor’s office and the Department of Corrections declined to comment."This ridiculousness begs the questions: How the hell was this assclown re-elected?
If this happened anywhere else on the planet, there would be calls for the governor and anyone else involved to resign. Immediately. I hope some federal laws were broken.