Fitial Massage

If you google "Fitial Massage," this story in the Marianas Variety "pops up":
“I will continue to massage the federal government so we would continue to get the necessary support and assistance for a better government to allow us to continue what we do best and that is to enforce our own investment and labor laws,” (Fitial) said. [emphasis mine]
Don't you wish the Northern Marianas had a late night talk show right about now?