The true reason I supported the creation of the Mariana Trench Marine National Monument is revealed at last...
Now do you think if I had listened to my father and gone to law school I'd have professional colleagues who put pictures of me like this on their blog? More importantly, do you think if I went to law school I'd even have professional colleagues with blogs? Probably not.
Sharktopus 1, Law School 0.
And thanks, Rick.