So after three years, Eden and I have finally decided to get married. The wedding is next month on Saipan. Instead of having the traditional Chamorro Catholic wedding, we've decided to get married on a boat. This limits attendance to 80 people. For many people, 80 invitees would be a relatively large wedding. On Saipan this is tiny.
We are going to start our new family by pissing off about 800 friends and relatives that don't get invited on the boat. Seriously. People hold grudges on Saipan. That's why we're having an after-wedding party at Edz favorite bar.
If you are reading this, you are invited (to the reception). But please, no gifts purchased on Saipan as we will be living in Washington, DC. We are, however, registered on Amazon.com and they will deliver to our house in the mainland.